When nothing is free, but they say it is…
CDC recommends getting multiple “vaccines” at the same time, safe & effective.
Flu, COVID, and RSV Vaccines
Can I get COVID-19, flu, and RSV vaccines at the same time?
Flu, COVID-19, and RSV vaccines may be given at the same visit. For eligible patients, this means that if you’re only able to make one trip to get your fall and winter vaccines, you can get all of those vaccines at the same visit. Talk with your health care provider about this option.
https://www.cdc.gov/flu/prevent/coadministration.htm
He gives the kids free samples
Because he knows full well
That today's young innocent faces
Will be tomorrow's clientele
Here's a cure for all your troubles
Here's an end to all distress
It's the old dope peddler
With his powdered ha-happiness...
~Tom Lehrer, The Old Dope Peddler
And here I thought you were going to bring out:
"Free ice cream with a covid shot."
"Free steak with covid shot."
"Free pancakes with covid shot."